| Twitter Message |
| @foolywang i swear the taxi came makde a u turn n left. Made no effort to wait. They so dont like me. Lol. A neighbor gave me a ride nstead |
| ROTFL! DC CHURCH IS SO UGLY...JUDGE THREATENS 2 TEAR IT DOWN WITH HIS BARE HANDS http://tinyurl.com/c8bp56 |
| @cynicismRAWKS as far as the news..im talkin about lunch ladies stealing $20k over the course of 5 yrs..corruption, whote collar crime |
| OMG the cleaning lady is in the director's office quiet. lord. i dont feel like checkin up to see if shes stealing |
| @ladebelle if u saw it, it would bring tears to ur eyes."Dick will make you SLAP somebody!" |
| @ahmier LOL its my friend. he needs to teach me how to do tht!! |
| @Rizzleman716 It is very difficult though. Good management, marketing and a supportive faithful team |
| Fwd: Today in 1893, the first recorded college basketball game was played between Geneva College and a YMCA team.
*Obama urges refinanci ... |
| @vonnislove is talking dirty on yahoo...*runs n tells teacher* |
| @UrbanInformer You're definitely right. thts why ive procrastinated so much. i had a team&a volunteer asst b4. now im doing it all by myself |
| @whatsthet Beyoncé sends look-a-like to museum, goes shopping instead http://tinyurl.com/dna8d4 Smdh @urbaninformer @andresflava |
| Beyoncé sends look-a-like to museum, goes shopping instead http://tinyurl.com/dna8d4 SMH!!! |
| RT: babyslanguage After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." lol |
| @chancecdr no one hurt but it sure did tear up the side of the bus..not to mention how pissed we were bout bein on the middle of this bridge |
| @JIGGYMUZIK PR4underground artists by region, music bios&reviews mainstream,last time it was only gospel&i no longer hv a team, im solo |
| @VirtualDutchess i cant put ppl on stealth on yahoo cause faggies b snitchin about it lol |
| @VonnisLove Didnt Whitney Houston learn from her 2002 failed comeback that even the best producers can still amount2a steaming pile of shit. |
| @Miss_Kookie ROOOOOOOOOTTTTTTFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! OMG! I AM IN TEARS! LMAO! |
| Diet tip:
Save 100 calories. Flavor coffee and tea with cinnamon and nutmeg. Pass on sugar. |
| YES! I AM TEARIN UP THIS POPEYE's RED BEANS & RICE LIKE IT STOLE SOMETHIN! |
| @glowsociety Like they say n Mexico"dont drink the water"I say"DONTeat the Oprah KFCchicken!"Its a trap!yal dont c the KFC flu comin?[ROTFL] |
| @katala97 NO FAIR! I dont have a dog...i guess i cant participate in #woofwednesday *hangs head low* CAN I SUBMIT MY MOTHER N LAW NSTEAD lol |
| @deziteaze tht was good. So how is the music coming along? Wat have u been up to lately with it? |
| The skin bleaching product Ambi loses $36mil annually to african american drag queens that steal their products. Fox News. |
| Did queer eye for the straight guy go settle into a colony in ethiopia&teach anal sex because i swear all ethiopian men look gay |
| @rickeyjackets imlil rusty but gonna do it again.The industrys difficult&i had a big fight w/my team which is y i havent done nething nyrs |
| @myNAMEisJAYr well hopefully she was white. then it could be one for the team. i know. im going to hell for tht |
| Does she want me to steal? Olive oil lookn bitch |
| @andresflava o..ure talking about the promo team,. well they fail for not telling their venue to fix the damn site |
| RT @ladebelle for the love of God can someone tell me how to work for an idiot...[i do it all the time.i can also teach u how2b friends LOL] |
| RT @tracksallday Hot outside.Headed2the plantation(house)2pick cotton (change clothes). N drink sweet iced tea (koo laid) spelled correctly. |
| OMG! I have a problem! I just burned chicken in the microwave! I CANT COOK AT ALL! *tear tear* |
| RT @TearyEyezs Teary Eyed Truth: The Lord is my light and mysalvation - so why should I be afraid. (Psalm 27:1) #FollowTheLord [amen =D] |
| RT @JanaiChristian Grrr! I'm starving...what's the point of havin a bf if he never fixes no damn food ugh!! [well...*tear* i cant cook :(] |
| RT @JJ_Walrus i'm learning to deep throat [www.adam4adam.com Go there. They will teach you. LMAO] |
| lol Spectacular TEARIN THT BLACKBERRY UP!! @jordanxavier @rickeyjackets get into this @mynameisjayr i kno uve heard |
| Soulja Boy and Nick Cannon Teaming Up for a Television Show http://music.rightcelebrity.com/?p=197 |
| HEY EVERYON! @dougnoll says he teaches ppl how to live with the difficult ones in your life. i think im going to read all his tweets lol |
| lol well look whose been screwing underage kiddies. lls. o the tea is just TASTY this afternoon! |